Everything Little Black Dress

Low on cash or don’t feel like rummaging through one of those over-priced Halloween stores, where—let’s face it ladies—you get to choice between a slutty witch, slutty nurse, basically insert the word slutty with any profession’s or character’s attire. PUT THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS TO USE. Racking my brain for ideas, I came up with a couple ideas depending on the style of LBD you wanna use:

• Tight Little Mini Dress: Tina Turner all the way. Thrift for the hair anddust off those four-inch heels and rock it, Tina style.
• Long Evening Gown: That’s easy Breakfast at Tiffany’s Audrey, all the way. You are sure to have large fashion sunglasses. Then, just grab a faux pearl necklace and long black gloves and do the Updo and you’re set.
• Knee-length Halter Dress: Go as Marilyn Monroe’s alter-ego—everything black instead of the signature white in “The Seven Year Itch.” You can even starch the dress to come up to the infamous pose. This one requires some explaining, perhaps.
• Standard A-Line  or Mini Dress: With the popularity of PAN-AM,you could be a Stewardess (yes today, it’s flight attendant but PAN-AM was set in the 1960s, so retro it) Add a black belt, fitted black jacket, boots or pumps. Hit an Army/Navy Surplus store to find a Navy combination cap and wings.
• Tight Strapless Mini Dress: Slick back that hair, strap on a guitar, and don’t forget the pumps and go as a Robert Palmer Simply Irresistible video girl.
• Any Outrageous LBD: Pick one of the many Lady Gaga looks and show your Gaga style in that LBD.

There are also the old standbys to make use of the LBD like a witch, devil, zombie, librarian or vampire.
What will you be?